Life's But An Irony Of Jokes
Life's An Irony
An irony of love and friendship
Life's a play
A play of hypocrisy
Aren't you even tired of these?
Fate's playing this big joke on me
On you and i, on us
let me go
Before i break down

Monday, April 24, 2006

I don't know how it started, but I can sense that its heading in the wrong direction. Slowly I have been growing apart from somebody very close to me. I dont feel like talking, hanging out or doing anything with that certain someone.
As much as I would like to change this I just can't, I have no control, you can only try so much to make something work. There's the approach I call the Drift Theory, which is that you simply do nothing. No accusation. No confrontation. No anything. You simply let the relationship go a little bit and ride out.
Thats life and relationships change all the time and nobody can do anything about them. I know for a fact that it will never be the same...lifes a bitch

WAQT10:02 PM
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Friday, April 21, 2006

Maybe, yes, definitely. I do have an attitude problem. Maybe it's life, or maybe i'm jus weak. Nevertheless, I have an attitude problem. .
I have many friends and there are many out there who would agree with me on various topics.
I have learnt that human interaction is based on this fucked up principle of rules of society. People who judge, opinionate, correct, indignify and stereotype.

So, here I am and here are my truths:
I don't like people and I don't trust people. People disappoint, lie, insult, promise and judge.
If ever it would be possible for two people just to interact, without judgment, preferences and opinions, the world would change incomprehensibly and dramatically.

I will enjoy living in MY world and I will share it with those like me, people with minds of their own, people who form their own comfort zone, those with the Guts to post their true thoughts and feelings for the world to see and those not too ashamed to make it known who they are and how they feel.
think I said enough. me out.

WAQT12:05 AM
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Monday, April 17, 2006


been ages seen I cleaned this mess up. cant find a damn thing in my closet. I think its about time I jump in and start organizing. Everytime I do it I say to myself that this time I'll keep it clean and won't make it look like a jungle but nothing works. I need a full time personal assitant just for my room, if anyody from vegas is reading this and would like a job please email me to setup a appt. lol.

WAQT2:46 AM
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Thursday, April 13, 2006

THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."

WAQT12:52 AM
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everybody has a friend who forwards them funny pictures and jokes everyday. this one I got today and had a pretty good needed laugh..

WAQT12:46 AM
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Monday, April 10, 2006

I was so hungry that I just had to go downstairs and dig in the fridge to find something to fill that growling stomach of mine and was so happy to find this huge turkey breast sub. just awesome.

its 2am right now and I still have some unfinished work that needs to be done and submitted by 10am. I dont know how I'll be able to stay up and finish this but I'm the kind of guy that does everything last minute and always get it done so I know for a fact that I'll some how manage to stay up late and finish the unfinished. man another sleepless night....

WAQT2:24 AM
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Saturday, April 01, 2006

Top 22 things a Pakistani does after returning to Pakistan from "US".

22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes. (yeah right who uses no and yes anyways)

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel. (I sooo asked every place I went to if they take credit cards and they were like no and if yes then charge you 3% on top. losers... haha)

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious. (I was very concerned about my health. isnt everybody. )

19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath. (I took showers regularly except at that stupid rest house, bathroom was full of ants and cockroaches. ewwwww)

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'. (Its all about manners people and I def got some of those)

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi". (haha. Hi is too 80's anyways)

-Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds". (what is curds)

-Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi". (I took Cabs so much in Pakistan that I got used to calling them Taxi. I love bargaining. Me: how much to go to blue area. Driver:sirrrr 100 rup, Me: no I'll give you 30rup, Driver: sirrrr aaj kal patrol itna ka nahi ata, Me: feels bad for the guy and say okay take 70rup. Driver: gets angry and says ok get in. Me: feeling good inside for being a awesome bargainer hahaha)

-Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate". (I thought toffee was supposed to be candy lol. Chocolate is chocolate)

-Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit". (Biscuit is too British for me, cookie is the way to go)

-Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway". (Its my way or the highway, ohh shit no i'm supposed to say free way)

Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".

Says "O" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven O Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out. (pollution every where. Seriously theres always a cloud of smoke just hovering over the Islamabad. I had a cough throughout my trip. not funny )

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs). (Ofcoarse, who uses metric system. crazy world)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times). (everything is soo cheap in Pakistan, its tempting to convert just to see what kind of bargain ure getting)

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket. (Milk comes in pockets, I thought some guy brings the milk to your house in baaltes. tooo much milawet to even try to see % of fat)

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"

10. Makes fun of Pakistan Standard Time and Pakistans Road Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag". (This is soo true that its not even a joke. I actually had Jet Lag for 3 months. hahaha)

8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff. (I love hot stuff)

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke. (Naaaa not me dude, normal coke for me please)

6. Tries to complain about any thing in Pakistan as if he is experiencing it for the first time. (i was like a little kid, so amused to see a new world even though i was born in Pakistan)

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule". (thats how u pronounce it buddy, paindo loog)

4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food. (my favorite, I love eating Dhaba food, best food of town is found at those places)

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to Pakistan, even after 4 months of arrival. (who has time to remove those stickers, lol I still have them)

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in Pakistan, tries to roll the bag on Pakistani Roads. (I didn't roll my bags, I had a coli roll it for me)

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..." (nothing like living in US)

WAQT11:29 AM
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