Life's An Irony
An irony of love and friendship
Life's a play
A play of hypocrisy
Aren't you even tired of these?
Fate's playing this big joke on me
On you and i, on us
let me go
Before i break down
she tells u that she likes you and wants to be with you but when u ask her out she says not ready for a relationship. You stop calling her and then she gets mad at you for not calling and tells you
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.
GUTS- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS- is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
This picture was published in washingtonpost.com on April 5th showing children playing in a slum. Just makes you think about life in general and the quality of life some people have. I just can't thank god enough for what I have been blessed with. very sad indeed.
Another email I received from a friend who likes forwarding emails. Its good to get stuff like this because it actually reminds you the importance of parents and guides you in the right path again. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window. The Father asked his Son, "What is this?" The Son replied "It is a crow". After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is this?" The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow". After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time, What is this?" At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the Son's tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, a crow". A little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time, "What is this?" This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many times 'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?" A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an oldtattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read it, the following words were written in the diary :-"Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when acrow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was, and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him lovingly each time he asked me the same question again and again for 23 times. Idid not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my innocent child". While the little child asked him 23 times "What is this", the Father had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times and whentoday the Father asked his Son the same question just 4 times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed.So..If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble andkind to them. Be considerate to your parents.From today say this aloud, "Iwant to see my parents happy forever. They have cared for me ever since Iwas a little child. They have always showered their selfless love on me.They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm and heat to make me a person presentable in the society today". Say a prayer to God, "I will serve my old parents in the BEST way. I will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no matter how they behave.
I don't know how it started, but I can sense that its heading in the wrong direction. Slowly I have been growing apart from somebody very close to me. I dont feel like talking, hanging out or doing anything with that certain someone. As much as I would like to change this I just can't, I have no control, you can only try so much to make something work. There's the approach I call the Drift Theory, which is that you simply do nothing. No accusation. No confrontation. No anything. You simply let the relationship go a little bit and ride out. Thats life and relationships change all the time and nobody can do anything about them. I know for a fact that it will never be the same...lifes a bitch
Maybe, yes, definitely. I do have an attitude problem. Maybe it's life, or maybe i'm jus weak. Nevertheless, I have an attitude problem. . I have many friends and there are many out there who would agree with me on various topics. I have learnt that human interaction is based on this fucked up principle of rules of society. People who judge, opinionate, correct, indignify and stereotype. So, here I am and here are my truths: I don't like people and I don't trust people. People disappoint, lie, insult, promise and judge. If ever it would be possible for two people just to interact, without judgment, preferences and opinions, the world would change incomprehensibly and dramatically. I will enjoy living in MY world and I will share it with those like me, people with minds of their own, people who form their own comfort zone, those with the Guts to post their true thoughts and feelings for the world to see and those not too ashamed to make it known who they are and how they feel. think I said enough. me out.
been ages seen I cleaned this mess up. cant find a damn thing in my closet. I think its about time I jump in and start organizing. Everytime I do it I say to myself that this time I'll keep it clean and won't make it look like a jungle but nothing works. I need a full time personal assitant just for my room, if anyody from vegas is reading this and would like a job please email me to setup a appt. lol.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"
And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."
I was so hungry that I just had to go downstairs and dig in the fridge to find something to fill that growling stomach of mine and was so happy to find this huge turkey breast sub. just awesome.
its 2am right now and I still have some unfinished work that needs to be done and submitted by 10am. I dont know how I'll be able to stay up and finish this but I'm the kind of guy that does everything last minute and always get it done so I know for a fact that I'll some how manage to stay up late and finish the unfinished. man another sleepless night....
Top 22 things a Pakistani does after returning to Pakistan from "US".
22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.(yeah right who uses no and yes anyways)
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.(I sooo asked every place I went to if they take credit cards and they were like no and if yes then charge you 3% on top. losers... haha)
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.(I was very concerned about my health. isnt everybody. )
19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.(I took showers regularly except at that stupid rest house, bathroom was full of ants and cockroaches. ewwwww)
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.(Its all about manners people and I def got some of those)
17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".(haha. Hi is too 80's anyways)
-Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".(what is curds)
-Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".(I took Cabs so much in Pakistan that I got used to calling them Taxi. I love bargaining. Me: how much to go to blue area. Driver:sirrrr 100 rup, Me: no I'll give you 30rup, Driver: sirrrr aaj kal patrol itna ka nahi ata, Me: feels bad for the guy and say okay take 70rup. Driver: gets angry and says ok get in. Me: feeling good inside for being a awesome bargainer hahaha)
-Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".(I thought toffee was supposed to be candy lol. Chocolate is chocolate)
-Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".(Biscuit is too British for me, cookie is the way to go)
-Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".(Its my way or the highway, ohh shit no i'm supposed to say free way)
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "O" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven O Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.(pollution every where. Seriously theres always a cloud of smoke just hovering over the Islamabad. I had a cough throughout my trip. not funny )
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs).(Ofcoarse, who uses metric system. crazy world)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).(everything is soo cheap in Pakistan, its tempting to convert just to see what kind of bargain ure getting)
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket. (Milk comes in pockets, I thought some guy brings the milk to your house in baaltes. tooo much milawet to even try to see % of fat)
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
10. Makes fun of Pakistan Standard Time and Pakistans Road Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".(This is soo true that its not even a joke. I actually had Jet Lag for 3 months. hahaha)
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.(I love hot stuff)
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.(Naaaa not me dude, normal coke for me please)
6. Tries to complain about any thing in Pakistan as if he is experiencing it for the first time.(i was like a little kid, so amused to see a new world even though i was born in Pakistan)
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".(thats how u pronounce it buddy, paindo loog)
4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.(my favorite, I love eating Dhaba food, best food of town is found at those places)
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to Pakistan, even after 4 months of arrival.(who has time to remove those stickers, lol I still have them)
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in Pakistan, tries to roll the bag on Pakistani Roads.(I didn't roll my bags, I had a coli roll it for me)
Ultimate one
1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."(nothing like living in US)
In Pakistan my friends took me to this place called Food Street in Lahore and treated me to this awesome dessert called Falooda. I will pay anything to have it right now, wish I had another bowl of falooda and another n another n another till i was so sick of it that I never wanted to eat it again....
I received a fun letter from a friend last week through email. The email has been circulating in US for last 3-4 years. This was 3rd time for me to receive the same thing, and it makes me laugh and reflect again. In case you missed it before, here it is :
>> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS > Smart man + smart woman = romance > Smart man + dumb woman = affair > Dumb man + smart woman = marriage > Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>> OFFICE ARITHMETIC > Smart boss + smart employee = profit > Smart boss + dumb employee = production > Dumb boss + smart employee = working from home > Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>> SHOPPING MATH > A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. > A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
>> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS > A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. > A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. > A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. > A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
I Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch atCmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in awrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in therghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling wasipmorantt!
i just went in my garage and saw my bike in the corner and got to thinking about why I ride motorcycles. I enjoy the power and speed of motorcycles, and the enjoyment of just getting out and riding through the roads and highways of Vegas. I just feel so relaxed, and just as the yellow line and pavement rolls under my tires so does all of lifes problems and everyday stress. It all just fades away in distance of miles. There is nothing like exploring new roads on my motorcycle. I mean I could just hop in my car and drive the same roads but it isn't nearly the same experience. The leaning into curves as the bike travels smoothly around the corners and heads for the next one is a great feeling. Some days when I ride, it is just like I am not even on this earth. My f4i feels as if it just floats above the roadway so smooth as if I'm riding on air, and into and out of curves is as smooth as a silk sheet. Also the affect that a motorcycle has on other people that either don't enjoy the sport or don't have the finances to enjoy the sport. I have been sitting at a stop light and look over and somebody is usually always looking or admiring the bike. I just wonder sometimes what goes through their heads. Also small children seem to be intrigued by motorcycles. I have seen kids almost bust the car window out with there heads trying to scoot across the seat to get a better look at the bike not just my bike but any bike for that matter. I don't know what it exactly is about motorcycling that makes me feel free as anything in the world, but it does. My f4i is silver and black color, and I wear an entire matching outfit when I ride. Getting back to people in vehicles that see me out on the bike with friends. I just wonder sometimes what they are thinking about other than the bike. I wonder if they think about what the black mystery guy looks like under all that black, or what I do for a living, where I'm from, how old I am and all kinds of things that go through their minds.
But the main answer to my question about why I ride is stated above. While out on the open road I feel free don't know why but I do, and feel like nothing in the world can bring down the high I get from riding. All of the past work week just fades away until Monday morning, and when I'm out on my bike and everything is clicking like a well oiled machine such as shifting, throttle control, lean angles, traction, and the over all smoothness of the ride. There is nothing else like it in the world that I have experienced so far.
i read something at the gym yesterday and I think it has the potential to change my life "fitness is not a goal, its a lifestyle".
just love it!
Been very lazy over the past yr, feel horrid about it, so my new years resolution was to go to the gym regularly, get fit and follow a workout plan. They say it takes 21 days to make something a habit and I been hitting the gym almost 4 days a week now for the past few months and so far this has been working quite well for me. Its like a second nature to me. cant complain and can see a huge difference physically and mentally.
Its amazing how much of an effect doing some exercises can have on your mood & mind, it takes away all the stress that u gathered over the day, for a split second it makes u feel like all ure worries have gone to a far far place and puts ure mind to ease. Its just amazing, i love the feeling. hope this never stops, hope i can keep myself motivated which is very tough indeed but hopefully I'm able to do it, I'm taking it one day at a time and keeping this in mind that every task I complete gets me closer to finish.
Number one you can inherit it. Less than 10 percent of wealthy Americans inherited any of their money, and it's less and less every single year. The Second Way The second way that you can become wealthy is you can achieve it professionally. You can become a doctor or a lawyer or an architect or an accountant. You can become extremely good at what you do, be paid very well, and hold on to the money. The Third Way The third way you can achieve it is you can become a senior executive of a large corporation. You can be highly paid; you can have stock options and bonuses. And if you stay with the company long enough, for enough years, you can be paid enough to become wealthy. The Fourth Way You can win it. But only a tiny fraction of one percent of wealthy Americans got that way by winning their money some way or another. As a matter of fact, the odds against you winning the lottery are the equivalent of lightning striking twice in the same place. They're millions and millions to one. The Best Way The fifth way that you can become wealthy is you can start your own business and earn it all by yourself. Starting your own business has been and will always be the high road to becoming wealthy for most self-made millionaires. Entrepreneurship in America offers more opportunities and opens more doors than all other possibilities put together. This is why it has been said that if you have the ability to start your own business and you don't do it, you are a fool. I'll repeat that. If you have the ability to start your own business and you don't do it, you're a fool.
I hope they dont bring these bad boys to the US! This is all we need at this point! apperantly they are using them in Hungary or something..but man this is awesome. If they do bring these bikes in the US, I will be honored to be pulled over by this.
Weak hearted people might want to refrain from watching .
Existence
The Jinn are beings created with free will, living on earth in a world parallel to mankind. The Arabic word Jinn is from the verb 'Janna' which means to hide or conceal. Thus, they are physically invisible from man as their description suggests. This invisibility is one of the reasons why some people have denied their existence. However, (as will be seen) the affect which the world of the Jinn has upon our world, is enough to refute this modem denial of one of Allah's creation. The origins of the Jinn can be traced from the Qur'an and the Sunnah. Allah says:
"Indeed We created man from dried clay of black smooth mud. And We created the Jinn before that from the smokeless flame of fire" (Surah Al-Hijr 15:26-27)
Thus the Jinn were created before man. As for their physical origin, then the Prophet (saws) has confirmed the above verse when he said: "The Angels were created from light and the Jinn from smokeless fire"[1]. It is this description of the Jinn which tells us so much about them. Because they were created from fire, their nature has generally been fiery and thus their relationship with man has been built upon this. Like humans, they too are required to worship Allah and follow Islam. Their purpose in life is exactly the same as ours, as Allah says:
"I did not create the Jinn and mankind except to worship Me" (Surah Ad-Dhariyat 51:56)
Jinns can thus be Muslims or non-Muslims. However, due to their fiery nature the majority of them are non-Muslims. All these non-Muslim Jinns form a part of the army of the most famous Jinn, Iblis- the Shaytan[2]. Consequently, these disbelieving Jinns are also called Shaytans (devils). As for the Jinns who become Muslims, then the first of them did so in the time of the Prophet (saws) when a group of them were amazed by the recitation of the Qur'an. Allah orders the Prophet to tell the people of this event:
"Say (O' Muhammed): It has been revealed to me that a group of Jinn listened and said; 'Indeed we have heard a marvellous Qur'an. It guides unto righteousness so we have believed in it, and we will never make partners with our lord'" (Surah Al-Jinn 72:1-2)
In many aspects of their world, the Jinn are very similar to us. They eat and drink, they marry, have children and they die. The life span however, is far greater then ours. Like us, they will also be subject to a Final Reckoning by Allah the Most High. They will be present with mankind on the Day of Judgement and will either go to Paradise or Hell. more info visit http://www.al-sunnah.com/call_to_islam/articles/the_world_of_the_jinn.html
Caller ID Spoofing Becomes Easy objekt writes "According to an article in USA Today, Caller ID spoofing has become much easier in the last few years. Millions of people have Internet telephone equipment that can be set to make any number appear on a Caller ID system. And several websites have sprung up to provide Caller ID spoofing services, eliminating the need for any special hardware. For instance, Spoofcard.com sells a virtual 'calling card' for $10 that provides 60 minutes of talk time. The user dials a toll-free number, then keys in the destination number and the Caller ID number to display. The service also provides optional voice scrambling, to make the caller sound like someone of the opposite sex." -----------------------
man I hope that this wont lead to more fraud and scams. I hope that the reason people don't commit crimes against other people is because of moral reasons (absolute or relative), and not because they fear getting caught. Perfect little thing for telemarketers.
Ever since I was a kid I always wanted to work on my own. I hate working for other people, don't like anybody telling me what to do. I'm the kind that was always thinking of doing something new that people haven't thought of before. In my younger days I did a lot of business online, one of them included a website where I sold music cds and that was when cd burners just came out, man that little business totally changed my mentality and directed my thinking towards the business side, that's where I learned how to make profit and as bad as it sounds rip people off. Very little investment with huge profit....thats wht I'm talking about... AND THAT WAS ONLY THE START
here it goes, my first post in my blog. dont know if I will update this regularly since I hate writing and the most important thing hate thinking. thinking about what to write will be the fun part, so lets see what happens.